Another Sex and the City Movie in the pipe line? Are they mad!!!

Oh Come on guys, are you really going to make another SATC movie? I mean isnt that what people call "beating a dead horse"? I was definetly one of those never-miss-an-episode-come-what-may-girls but really what more is there to say? Charlotte has finally had her own baby, Samantha has come to realise that Smith was indeed a zygote, Miranda finally got that stick out of her arse long enough to realise that Steve was as good as it gets and Carrie finally married her Mr Big- I mean come on the name John was never going to stick, i never heard them utter it once in the movie- so what more is there to say?

It is on this note that i can share with you an alternative ending to the 6th season that i came up with when the last episode rolled and we where left wondering what would happen to the girls, an here it is:

Die hard SATC fans do not take it so literally, I have a lot of time in my hands and hence why i have time to think about it! Maybe a movie could be made after all. I would watch it.

CARRIE-> > Gets back with BIG only to find her self-pregnant by the Russian who she left back in Paris. Not knowing what to do she decides to tell BIG who immediately dumps her but not before telling her that he barely does serious relationships let alone another man's baby. Adding, 'i knew i should never sold my house in Naper'. Carrie ends up having to sell her precious shoes to a pawnshop to raise money for her baby and become the once dreaded single mother status. The Russian never finds out.

MIRANDA-> > Due to Steve's mother living with them stressing her she spends a lot of time at work and is barely at home. Steve struggles with chores, Brady and home life without Miranda whose constantly working, soon finds comfort back in Debbie’s arms. Miranda doesn’t find out about the affair until Brady is in High School and by that time Debbie has given Steve 2 love babies. So shocked she has a nervous breakdown, leaves her job, the family home, Brady with Steve and Debbie and moves in with her sister in Philadelphia. Forever muttering "men are d***s". Never heard from again.

SAMANTHA-> > Ends up meeting Smith's Mum who is a reincarnated Bunny. Hates her on site and a war is forged between the 2 women. Smith finds it all too stressful and dumps Samantha who then swears off younger men and ends up back with the younger 70 year old who by this time only has 3 Good years left tops. Samantha smiles and takes comfort in the knowledge that she will be very rich in 3 years time and secretly makes plans to start a high class brothel on the upper east side using her little black book of f**k buddies as potential clients.

CHARLOTTE-> > Harry and Charlotte get their Chinese baby who they name Ling and love her unconditionally. Soon trouble invades their relationship when Harry refuses more kids finding Ling to be hard work. In frustration Charlotte joins a running group were she bumps into Trey. Soon enough she tells him her problems and before you can say "you are married" sleeps with Trey. Regretting it she ignore his calls and resumes life with Harry and Ling. 3 weeks later she is pregnant with Trey's baby- been a while since Harry has slept with her. Deciding to pass the child of as Harry's she succeeds until it is born and a very nosy Bunny comes back on scene when she finds out about her sleeping with her precious Trey. Making sure she bumps into Charlotte she looks very closey at the Waspy looking baby and stright away spots the unmistakable McDougal dimpled chin.

MINOR CHARACTERS:> >

Aiden: still happily married, but hears about Carrie's single mother status and feels lucky to have escaped this self-destructive woman.> >

Natasha: Marries Richard Wright (Samantha's past man) another promiscuous man with commitment issues- she sure picks them.> >

Antony and Stanford: Antony ends up God father to Ling and with Carries best friend Stanford 2 dogs and a house in Southampton. Stanford never gets that inheritance from his grandmother just the Channel suits.> >

Burger: Ends up working at Barnes Noble still dreaming of that next novel but has had writers block since the 'scrunchy' incident> >

The Russian- ends up back with his wife and never returns back to NY were his second child lives- unknown to be a future celebrated artist.> >

Brady- Grows up and marries Ling, Charlottes Chinese baby. Charlotte is dismayed, as she raised her as a good Jewish girl.>

By Champagnista M